Do I Not Bleed Pun Chopsticks

Do I Not Bleed Pun Chopsticks

Regular price $22.95

Do I Not Bleed Pun Chopsticks

Love dad jokes? We do too! Offering a whole set of terrible jokes that will make people eye-roll when you eat sushi rolls!

This pair as described:
Side 1: Do I not bleed?
Side 2: If you stick me

*Photo depicts Bloodwood*

Each pair of chopsticks are handcrafted from reclaimed exotic woods that were used in the creation of complex wooden puzzles. This chopstick variety is the fusion between Japanese and Chinese styles. You get the length of the Chinese, but the long precision taper from the Japanese. Finished with a specialized walnut oil and a mineral oil wax. Hand wash only.


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Gift Box sets are also available.


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